Toiling away hidden beneath the secret workshop of the Animatronics Dept. for several years, our engineers have quietly pioneered a thrilling new technology: ReANIMATRONICS

This year Bucketheadland introduces an exciting new service for our deceased guests, whether they expire inside or outside of the park, by accident or by malice. Since we first opened, people have asked if there was some way they could spend eternity in Bucketheadland. Until now the only way this was possible was through Shingles' cryonics services, by dying inside the park by means so violent your spirit is likely to haunt the scene-of-death, or by having your body or parts smuggled inside in a purse or lunchbox to be hidden where park employees are unlikely to notice unusual stains or odors. But these methods are unpredictable and needlessly complicated.

That's why Bucketheadland has introduced ReANIMATRONICS, a revolutionary new concept in burial entertainment. Combining our expertise on audio-animatronic creations with tried and true taxidermic techniques used in ancient Egypt and 1950s Wisconsin, we'll make you a permanent part of your favorite Bucketheadland attraction. Simply bring the remains* of your loved ones to the North entrance gate with a special GOLD PASS. From there our bucketbots and engineers take over, retro-fitting the corpse with hydraulics and servos to bring the body back in style.

If you've ever seen HOUSE OF WAX, BUCKET OF BLOOD or Madame Tussaud's, you know that the most realistic human figures are made out of real dead bodies. Now Bucketheadland is the first to combine that concept with state-of-the-art audio-animatronics technology and the funeral services industry.

Here's how it works: You give us your list of favorite Bucketheadland attractions and areas. Our engineers will look over your corpse to see where it would best fit into the attraction. After mummifcation and animatronicization, artists will paint and costume you to make you one of us! You could be a crazed stun operator, a cemetery statue, even a robot. Space is limited but we'll try our hardest to get you in your favorite ride and not just piled up in the back somewhere.

ReANIMATRONICS is forever so it's the ultimate vacation deal! You do the math: in the long term you'll save more money than on any annual passport offer we've ever given. Ask at the Morgue on Grab Bag Alley or the front desk of the Crematorium for an application and additional information.

* Extra fees may be applied to cremated or badly charred guests. Service will not granted to the living