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Most theme parks have maps. Not Bucketheadland. Here people like to get lost and not find their way out. Sometimes you pay for a day and get to stay a whole month! When you come stumbling out, dirty and disoriented, you won't quite realize what a great deal you just got.
More importantly, Bucketheadland is constantly shifting, growing, and transmutating. The bucketbots redesign the park every morning, but even they can't control the organism. New attractions are not always built - often they just grow. Or you're walking along and you see something poking out of the ground, the bucketbbots come and start digging it up and whattayaknow there was a ride underneath there all along. Some rides don't even have names and don't make any sense! That's why the park is absolutely unmappable.
Bucketheadland is also the world's first theme park designed to transform into a fully functioning giant robot. This mode is for emergency use only and has not been tested yet. When the alarm sounds all guests and park employees have 5 minutes to evacuate the underground tunnels. We hope it never comes to that but you never know.
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