Hungry folks at Bucketheadland are lucky indeed, because we serve the most delicious and creepy confections this side of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. Look for the roving tinker who serves gorey candy and snacks in the shape of your favorite body parts. We have gummi guts and marzipan limbs at affordable prices. Forget about peeled grapes - our Kadbury Kream Eyes are the most realistic ocular treats available anywhere. You can eat them plain or get them as the cherry on top of your Bloody Sundae.

The health department has asked that we temporarily halt the sale of our gummi maggots until we can guarantee that there are no real maggots mixed in. However we hope to see them return soon and until then, we can guarantee 99% safety on all of our other snacks.

Buckethead's favorite treat - and one of our most popular - is the cotton candy head. It comes in two different colors and melts in your mouth much quicker and more satisfyingly than a real severed head, human or otherwise.

If you feel like sitting down for a real meal visit any one of our unique restaraunts designed to elaborate on the horrific themes of each loaf. In the Slaughter Zone we offer the Chopping Block Restaraunt where diners may watch their meals being stunned, skinned and cooked fresh through huge viewing windows into the slaughterhouse and the kitchen. Or you can dine in the fresh air of the patio with a wide open view of the cattle line.

GIFT SHOP & BINGE

If you're looking for a souvenir and you can't find any ears or limbs, head for Grab Bag Alley. There you'll find gift shops, toy stores, taxidermists, magic shops, butchers, curios, automatic instrument boutiques and funeral homes. You can buy aprons, buckets, prosthetic limbs and cattle prods all with your favorite name stitched or engraved in.

We never overcharge for merchandise so to help us operate make a wish and throw coins into open graves or empty buckets. Land a quarter in the skeleton's eye and he'll rise up to do a special pop and lock dance just for you.

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