There are many ways to travel Bucketheadland. You might walk, run or crawl through the paths, trails, tunnels, tombs, bushes, woods, alleys, streets and ditches. You may travel the park in a spiral. Some will choose to wander, stumble, roll, ramble or rampage; it's harder when you're gagged, hog-tied, blindfolded or blinded. But how often could that happen?

If your destination is too far to go on foot, or if you simply don't have a foot, try the Skyway through the Anti-Matterhorn or the People Remover which transports many of the bodies to and from the Cemetery. The Terror Tram will take you to the parking ditches unless the driver decides to bring you along for a joyride. In the Slaughter Zone look for post-apocalyptic buddies in tricked-out road warrior coupes to pick you up. They'll get you there fast, but be sure you trust your driver before getting in. Sometimes guests steal Autowrecktopia cars for a road rage rampage. A lot of the rides go off the tracks so use common sense when hitchhiking.

Buckethead's favorite treat - and one of our most popular - is the cotton candy head. It comes in two different colors and melts in your mouth much quicker and more satisfyingly than a real severed head, human or otherwise.

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